STUPID HILLBILLY NEWS: How To Steal A Car And Get It Stuck in Wet Pavement

This almost seems like one of those old cartoons where a bad guy tries to run, but gets caught in quicksand. Cartoons were better in the 80s and 90s by the way. Some woman recently stole a Mini Cooper in the Seattle area, and she blew through some barricades trying to get away. It’s what criminals do.

The roadblock was there because a crew was pouring FRESH CEMENT (I’m sure the construction crew was pissed)…and the car immediately got stuck in it. And we’re not talking about a couple of inches of sidewalk cement…it looked about a foot deep.

After getting stuck, the driver threw a TV…an Instant Pot…and a half-empty bottle of whiskey out of the car before trying to leave the scene. She got out and tried to run away, with her four-year-old son.

Someone called 911, and the police caught and arrested the driver for driving under the influence, domestic violence theft, negligent driving, and hit-and-run property damage. Talk about a great day in criminal land.

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