Always Always Always Check The Toilet Before Using It Or Cleaning It

This is exactly what I imagine nightmares to be and how they start.

Snakes, rats, spiders and bats do not belong the toilet. Note to self and a friendly reminder. Always always always check the for anything that doesn’t belong there.

If anything living happens to be found…please restore to burning the toilet and the bathroom to the ground for safety reasons. Please don’t burn anything…but you are free to leave the bathroom immediately…for a safer room. While screaming like a…you get the point.

You could use a baseball bat to kill whatever the devil hid your toilet though. It’s actually safer than setting anything inside of your house on fire. Which would be hard to explain to the insurance company. Just do you and watch out for bats in your toilet.

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