STUPID HILLBILLY NEWS: A Man Was Arrested for Battering His Wife…With A Slice of Pizza

This jerk decided to go full-Will Smith on his wife, and to add insult to injury, he didn’t just slap her…he hit her with a slice of pizza.

A 39-year-old man in Florida named Ortelio Alfonso was arrested last Friday…when police responded to a residence after a “911 hang-up.”

When they arrived, they found a woman with pizza sauce across the left side of her face and all over her shirt.  The report says there was also “remnants of pizza in her hair and ear area.”

Ortelio admitted to slapping his wife with the slice of pizza during an argument about disciplining their son.

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