STUPID HILLBILLY NEWS: A Hotel Manager Got Busted Sneaking Into A Room And Licking A Guest’s Toes

If you go to a fancy hotel spa, you could spend hundreds of dollars getting a decent foot massage. Now if you go to the Hilton Hotel in downtown Nashville, you can get one for free…we’ll kind of.

A 52-year-old man named David Neal was arrested and charged with aggravated burglary and assault, after he reportedly entered a guest’s room at 5:00 A.M…and proceeded to SUCKED ON A GUY’S TOES.

The guest woke up…confronted him and then called the police. He recognized David as an employee, because he’d previously come to his room to fix his TV. It turns out, David is (or was) the night manager of the hotel.

For the record, David DENIES doing any foot stuff.  He admits to entering the room, but he claims he did it because he allegedly smelled SMOKE, and wanted to check on the guest. 

As believable as that sounds, he never reported the smoke smell to security, and no one else at the hotel smelled any smoke. David is being held on $27,000 bond.

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