STUPID HILLBILLY NEWS: Two Porch Pirates Fought Over a Package…Seconds After It Was Delivered

Porch pirates may not be a problem in your area, but there are places where it’s basically a competitive sport.

There’s a place called Sinking Spring…outside of Reading, Pennsylvania…where a pair of porch pirates were caught on video racing to steal a package just seconds after it was delivered to a home. Yes. Thieves are literally this stupid.

It was all caught by a doorbell camera. The package is delivered, and then as the FedEx delivery person is walking away…two thieves, arriving in two different vehicles…sprint up to the package.

As one suspect grabs the package, the other holds a flower pot..,apparently looking to fight the other porch pirate. The family was home at the time, and they were concerned for their safety.

The police are investigating, but they haven’t caught anyone yet.

One of the porch pirates made off with the package, which was a phone from AT&T. The resident says it’s “fishy” that both thieves seemed to know that it was something valuable.

(6 ABC)

Leave a comment