Lainey Wilson’s Song, “Phone, Keys, Wallet”, Has A Little Dance To It And Devlin “Duck” Hoges Has Been Practicing Them

Lainey Wilson’s song “Phone, Keys, Wallet” has some dance moves to it.

So, Lainey has been teaching her better half, Devlin “Duck” Hoges, how to do that dance. And there are multiple videos of her being patient with him in teaching him. And as a husband myself here…I’ll admit…we can be slow learners sometimes.

I’m proud of “Duck” though, because he’s been practicing y’all. It ain’t great…but it’s definitely better than the first time. Of course Lainey looks slightly unimpressed by his moves. Which is how wives usually look at their husbands.

Dolly Parton Will Be Honored With The ACM Poet’s Award

Dolly Parton will receive the Poet’s Award next month at the Academy of Country Music Honors. She won’t be able to attend in person though, so she’s accepting the award with a special video message.

The ceremony is set for August 19th at The Pinnacle in Nashville with hosts Carly Pearce and Parker McCollum. Details on how to watch it from home haven’t been announced as of yet though.

In sadder Dolly news, her older brother Coy “Denver” Parton passed away at 82. He’s one of her 11 siblings. She has five sisters and one brother who are still alive.

Megan Moroney Abruptly Ended Last Night’s Show In Denver, Colorado After Three Songs

Megan Moroney abruptly ended her show in Denver, Colorado last night at Ball Arena due to an unspecified illness. She was only three songs in, when she addressed the crowd that she couldn’t give them the show they deserve.

Shortly afterwards, Ball Arena released a statement confirming the cancellation of her show. It read…

“Megan is unable to continue her performance this evening due to illness, and we must end the show at this time. Please allow event staff to direct you to the nearest exit, and we will follow up with more information as soon as we’re able. We sincerely apologize for the inconvenience and thank you for your understanding and cooperation.”

Megan also posted on her Instagram Story hours after to apologize again and announce the rescheduled date of August 27th.

She said, “that was the hardest decision I’ve ever had to make and I’m so sorry to cancel the show tonight.

I never ever will give you guys a show that is not 100% and by song 3 I knew that I was not capable of giving that to you tonight. I’m typing this as I’m quite literally bawling my eyes out in my dressing room and it hurts me so much to disappoint you all.

I will be back August 27, and all tickets purchased for tonight’s show will be honored for the new date. If you can’t make the rescheduled date, refunds are available at the point of purchase.

I’ve never had to do this and I’m truly so sorry.”

Tyler Hubbard Got A Fishing Hook Stuck In His Head

Some wives are simply bad ass and this man’s better half is exactly that.

Tyler Hubbard of Florida Georgia Line was on a camping trip with his family when he somehow got a barbed fishhook stuck in the back of his head. His wife was able to remove it with pliers and the support of their three kids.

Tyler shared a video of the ordeal with the caption that reads, “breakfast had to wait.” I personally would’ve had to be airlifted out of there to have that hook surgically removed. That’s just me though.

And his wife posted her own montage of their trip and joked, “next time we’ll try to avoid fishhooks in the head.”

Luke Combs Brought Out Some Very Famous Drinking Buddies in Scotland

Luke Combs surprised 67,000 fans in Edinburgh by bringing three famous Scotsmen on stage during his show.

He brought out Scottish soccer god (slash) Aston Villa captain John McGinn…and “Outlander” actors Sam Heughan and Richard Rankin.

And then they did what Luke might be best known for… shotgunning. Of course, the Scots couldn’t keep up with Luke, who finished his beer first. But it was a cool moment, and the crowd went wild.

That’s a random assortment of people, and sounds like the start of a bad joke. “A country music star, a soccer legend, and two actors from “Outlander” walk into a bar”…and they shotgunned a beer together. What did you think the punchline was? We’re family friendly here asshole.

STUPID HILLBILLY NEWS: A Man Broke Into A Woman’s Home At 6:30 A.M….To Make A Margarita

You know you have a problem when you’re whipping up a margarita at six in the morning…in a stranger’s home that you just broke into.

A 30-year-old man in Florida named Geoffrey Bartimus has been arrested after breaking into a woman’s home last Thursday at around 6:30 A.M.

The woman woke up to her dogs barking. She grabbed a firearm, and walked downstairs. That’s when she saw Geoffrey. He was literally in her kitchen…enjoying himself some kind of makeshift margarita.

He apologized, and ran out…jumping over her back fence. He lives down the street, but it’s unclear why he broke in, other than he was looking to party.

Geoffrey even brought a six-pack of beer with him, and helped himself to the woman’s vodka and tequila. He also left a cut lime in her kitchen. I mean he could’ve cleaned up after himself.

When the police caught up with him at his home, he claimed he had been sleeping all morning…after eating breakfast and drinking a few beers. He denied being at his neighbor’s home.

He was charged with burglary, petty theft, and resisting an officer. 

(CBS 12)

Post Malone’s “Big Ass Stadium Tour Part 2” In Edmonton, Alberta, Canada Didn’t Go Very Well…At All

Saturday July 25, 2026, at Commonwealth Stadium in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada…didn’t go very well for the “Big Ass Stadium Tour Part 2” stop.

Post Malone’s concert at Edmonton’s Commonwealth Stadium on July 25, 2026, was abruptly halted and evacuated after a powerful severe thunderstorm struck just two songs into his performance. A fast-moving severe storm brought heavy downpours, intense sideways rain, strong winds, hail, and dangerous lightning.

Post said, “ladies and gentlemen…holy f*ck. Um…they’re saying” as he paused to make sure they were actually kicking him off the stage. He then continued saying, “there’s lightning apparently very close. So, I guess they’re kicking me off the stage. And I suppose it’s a weather delay, we’re going to come back out here…but they’re saying shelter in place.”

After performing only two tracks, Posty informed the crowd that the show had to pause due to nearby lightning. Organizers directed an estimated 40,000 fans to leave the open stands and seek safety inside the stadium’s covered concourse areas.

And it looked like hell for concert goers too.

Despite the chaotic rush for cover and packed concourse areas, luckily no serious injuries were reported at the venue.

There’s Now A Spoken-Word Version of Luke Bryan’s Song “Fish Hunt Golf Drink”

Country music is about life. Even if the song was written by a three old describing their day.

Luke Bryan’s new song “Fish Hunt Golf Drink” is exactly that too. I can’t prove that to be absolutely certain…but I do know it has gotten plenty of attention…both the good and the bad.

Now a California duo called The Doohickeys has covered the song with a tongue-in-cheek dramatic spoken-word reading. The band slowed the song down so it could fully poke fun at the song’s simple lyrics.

No word from Luke yet, but he’s already laughed off criticism of the tune…so he’ll probably appreciate this silly cover.

Ella Langley’s “Choosin’ Texas” Is The Gift Of A Song That Keeps Breaking Records

Welcome to another week of living in this woman’s world.

Ella Langley’s song “Choosin’ Texas” literally keeps breaking records. It’s #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 for the 15th week, which passes Mariah Carey’s “We Belong Together” and Whitney Houston’s cover of Dolly Parton’s “I Will Always Love You”.

Among female artists, only Mariah Carey’s holiday classic “All I Want for Christmas Is You” has spent more time at the top. And that’s some pretty elite company too. That song is also the reason why I hate Christmas music by the way.

This is not the only chart Ella is dominating neither…“Choosin’ Texas” is also #1 on the Streaming Songs for a 16th week and Hot Country Songs chart for a 33rd week.