STUPID HILLBILLY NEWS: Men Are Trimming Their Eyelashes…To Look More Masculine Now

Thank God I’m not doing this…because this is seems silly to me. My eyelashes are also pretty flawless.

Some young men grow a beard to look more masculine. Others start lifting weights or get tattoos. But there’s one thing they’re overlooking. And it’s right in front of their eyes. Literally.

According to the internet, a growing number of young men across the world are following a bizarre beauty trend that has them shaving their eyelashes for a more masculine look. I would personally call this trend retarded, but that’s just me.

They usually don’t cut them all the way off…like some may do with their eyebrows. Instead, they carefully trim them, to make sure they’re FAR from being long, with a cute “feminine” curl.

There are videos on social media of guys getting this done at barber shops and salons…so you can see how ridiculous it looks before you try it. But experts say you should think twice.

Eyelashes are not purely cosmetic…they actually serve an important function. As in they protect your eyes from dirt and debris, like dead skin cells and sweat, and UV rays, so cutting them down to stubs can have “serious health consequences.”

That said, they do grow back. Eventually.

(Oddity Central/LADBible)

It Looks Like Morgan Wallen’s Music Will Be Featured In GTA 6

This is further proof that this man is a household name.

Morgan Wallen’s fans should be happy about this news too, because he shared a picture on social media that looks a lot like the artwork from Grand Theft Auto 6. Of course I still remember playing the original GTA in 1997 on the computer in high school. Great memories.

Morgan is not the only music star that posted scenes from GTA 6. There were also posts byTravis Scott, Metro Boomin, and Future.

Just in case you needed another reason to buy the game, now you have one.

(IGN)

Lee Greenwood Sang “God Bless the USA” On A Southwest Flight

Lee Greenwood gave an impromptu performance of his song “God Bless the USA” on a Southwest Airlines flight headed to Nashville on September 11th.

Earlier that day, Lee had performed the song before the New York Yankees and New York Mets game.

A video on TikTok shows Lee singing the song over the plane’s intercom.

Riley Green Wasn’t Sure He Should Release “Worst Way”

Riley Green was recently interviewed about this by Pat McAfee

Pat made fun of him a little about this as good friends do. Riley Green said he was hesitant to release his hit song “Worst Way” because it was, “a little forward”. Which is a nice, PG-rated way of saying that.

Of course every woman who has watched that video is very thankful he released the music video for it too. Especially considering how it has 54 million views and counting.

I’m sure he’s glad he released it too though, because it went on to become his first solo #1 on country radio…and it also reached the Top 20 on the Billboard Hot 100.

Florida Georgia Line Just Announced A New Tour Called…“Anything Goes Again: The Festival Tour”

Florida Georgia Line fans rejoice. 

If you listen closely you actually hear FGL fans screaming with excitement in every state. The band just revealed that they’ll be at Stagecoach next year…and now they just announced a new reunion tour and it’s called the “Anything Goes Again: The Festival Tour”.

They broke up in 2022…but then had their first pop-up performance at CMA Fest 2026 earlier this year.

This reunion tour will be their first real set of shows back together. Tyler Hubbardand Brian Kelley said it’s been special seeing their fans reconnect with the music. It seems like a lot of people are excited about them getting back together.

It’s literally like a country music family reunion and I welcome this.

Kenny Chesney Announced His 19-date “Original Vibe Room Tour” 2027 With Eric Church, Sheryl Crow & Greylan James

Kenny Chesney officially announced his 19-date “Original Vibe Room Tour 2027”, marking his return to major NFL stadiums following his two year residency run at the Sphere in Las Vegas.

He’s bring the Chief Eric Church, Sheryl Crow, and Greylan James (with Old Dominion joining them in Buffalo). It kicks off April 24, 2027 at Raymond James Stadium in Tampa, FL and August 28, 2027 at Gillette Stadium in Foxborough, MA.

Kenny said…

“Our Vibe Room has always been a place at our shows to welcome our friends and family, a place for us to feel at home and connected while we’re out on the road. After two summers away from stadiums, we wanted all of No Shoes Nation to be a part of that special feeling next year.

I am so excited to bring The Original Vibe Room Tour to you all next year, joined by my good friend Eric Church along with Sheryl Crow, and Greylan James. We even have Old Dominion making a special appearance in Buffalo. It’s going to be a great summer.”

You can register for the “Vibe Room” presale now at KennyChesney.com. Premium No Shoes Nation member presale starts tomorrow (9/16) at 10AM local. Vibe Room presale starts 9/17. Tickets go on sale to the public Friday, September 25 at 10AM local.

Megan Moroney Is Selling A New Smoothie And It Costs $22

I’m not a fan of smoothies…but this is for a great cause.

Megan Moroney’s is now in the smoothie game.  She just teamed up with Erewhon to launch the limited-edition Easy Tiger Smoothie, which is a drink inspired by her latest album, “Cloud 9”.

The smoothie is officially called “Liars, Tigers & Bears”…and it’s a blend of almond milk, Greek yogurt, creatine, cherries, peaches, banana, cacao nibs, and coconut cream.

And it comes at the low-low price of $22. Which is seems like a lot for a smoothie…but at least there’s a charitable side to it. Erewhon says the collaboration supports St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital…although the company hasn’t said how much from each smoothie sale will be donated though.

This isn’t Megan’s first brand partnership tied to a good cause. She also paired with Raising Cane’s to help raise money for the Megan Moroney Foundation, which supports mental health and anti-bullying initiatives.

Garth Brooks, Riley Green, and Zach Top Are Headlining Stagecoach 2027…And Florida Georgia Line Will Be There Too

Stagecoach just announced its 2027 lineup, and it’s one of the wildest in years.

The festival will take place April 23rd through the 25th at Empire Polo Club in Indio, California. Night one will be headlined by Riley Green and feature performances by HardyBrothers OsborneShaboozeyGretchen WilsonKaitlin Butts…and more.

Night two will be headlined by Zach Top and feature performances by the living legend himself, Willie Nelson…as well as JourneyStephen Wilson Jr….The FrayDasha…and more.

Night three will be headlined by Garth Brooks and feature performances by Kelly ClarksonPitbullTurnpike TroubadoursMatchbox TwentyDavid Lee RothMelissa Etheridge…and more.

And Florida Georgia Line will be reunited for the first time during a special late-night set on the Mustang Stage. 

Tickets will go on sale this Friday, September 18, 2026. Please visit stagecoachfestival.com for tickets and everything you need to know to be there in 2027.

(Stagecoach)

Nashville Votes Unanimously To Rename The Airport In Honor Of Dolly Parton

This needed to be done.

A few days ago, the Metropolitan Nashville Airport Authority voted unanimously to rename Nashville International Airport in honor of Dolly Parton.

There used to be a policy in place which required a two-year waiting period before a building could be named after someone who had passed away. This vote bypassed that step though. It is Dolly after all. And I think we can all agree, she’s worth it.

Airport officials say this is just the first step, and now they plan on figuring out how Dolly’s legacy will be included.  A final name has not yet been announced, although Dolly Parton International has been floated. It has a nice ring to it.

They’re also still debating whether the airport will keep its BNA airport code.

(People)

At Least 8 Stadiums Are Teasing A Kenny Chesney 2027 Stadium Tour

We are seeing signs of a Kenny Chesney stadium tour happening in 2027 y’all.

Eight major stadiums across the country have simultaneously shared an image of a “Vibe Room 2027” backstage pass. They all feature a date and Kenny’s iconic palm tree and guitar logo, teasing a return to an actual tour next year after have a residency the past two years at Las Vegas Sphere.

The images are captioned with, “open invite to The Vibe Room…delivered Tuesday,” with an eyes emoji.

The stadiums teasing the tour stops are the American Family Field in Milwaukee…Empower Field at Mile High Stadium in Denver…MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford, NJ…Mercedes-Benz Stadium in Atlanta…Highmark Stadium in Orchard Park, NY…Soldier Field in Chicago…Arrowhead Stadium in Kansas City…and US Bank Stadium in Minneapolis.

It’s unclear how many dates Kenny will play. But an official announcement is expected on Tuesday, September 15th, followed by a performance on NBC’s Today Show on Thursday, September 17th, as part of the Citi Concert Series.