STUPID HILLBILLY NEWS: A Woman Is Suing A Vegas Bar Over Injuries From Riding Its “Mechanical Penis” Attraction

They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas…and something tells me this is a story that should’ve actually stayed in Vegas.

A woman has filed a lawsuit, claiming that she suffered “serious injuries” from “riding a mechanical penis” attraction at a Downtown Las Vegas establishment called The Nerd, which is in the Neonopolis shopping center.

She says she and some friends went there near closing time and asked an employee to ride the “mechanical [manhood].” The employee operated it by using a joystick and control panel, and never had them sign any waivers.

But as it sped up, the woman’s “foot and ankle got caught under the main shaft area of the ride, where there is a large cut-out section…throwing her from the ride and causing her injury.” So she was, well…we should probably say ejected, just to be safe.

The lawsuit says she suffered painful physical injuries, along with mental stress and a shock to her nervous system. And she’s seeking over $30,000 in damages. I’m guessing she won’t be visiting Vegas to ride a “mechanical penis” again anytime soon.

(News 3 LV)

Families Started Moving Into The Eric Church-Funded Hurricane Helene Relief Community

Eric Church and his foundation Chief Cares have been building a community called Blue Haven in North Carolina to support those who lost everything from Hurricane Helene two years ago.

People have finally started moving into their new homes. Eric shared an update that the first 12 families have officially moved in, and 26 more families are set to join over the next few months.

He said, “Blue Haven was never about just giving families a place to live. It’s about helping them build a solid foundation, so they feel supported enough to turn around and extend a hand to someone else.”

A woman who moved in said, “I prayed for a shack, and God gave me a mansion.”

Garth Brooks Is Taking His “Blame It All On My Roots Arena Tour” 2026 To Kansas City, MO November 6th & 7th

We now have the eighth city on the list for this man arena tour and he’s heading home for this one. 

Garth Brooks announced the eighth city on his “Blame It All on My Roots Arena Tour”, which is Kansas, MO. Garth will be at the T-Mobile Center on Friday, November 6th and Saturday the 7th. Tickets go on sale Friday, October 16th. And he’s still pricing every ticket at $154.50.

The “Blame It All On My Roots Arena Tour” 2026 are as follows…

  • Indianapolis, IN: (Gainbridge Fieldhouse): August 20, 21, 22, and 23, 2026
  • Denver, CO: (Ball Arena): September 4, 5, and 6, 2026
  • Rosemont/Chicago, IL: (Allstate Arena): September 10, 11, and 12, 2026
  • Washington, D.C. : September 18 and 19, 2026
  • Orlando, FL: September 25 and 26, 2026
  • Salt Lake City, Utah: October 9 and 10, 2026
  • Tulsa, OK: October 23, 24 and 25, 2026
  • Kansas City, MO: November 6 and 7, 2026

For everything Garth, please visit garthbrooks.com.

This Public Restroom Expects/Wants The Public To Sh*t With Strangers

All public restrooms are built a little different. And this one would have put me in a slight panic to be honest

This girl posted a video of a restroom that had toilets just out in the open with no stalls. I would literally shit pants if I saw this too. I don’t need shit in public with strangers.

I’ll maybe shit with friends and family…but I draw the line when it comes to shitting with strangers in public like that.

I’ll Never Hear Patty Loveless’ “Blame It on Your Heart” The Same Again

Now that I’ve heard “Blame It on Your Heart” like this…I can never un-hear it like this.

“Blame It on Your Heart” was written by Harlan Howard and Kostas. It was then recorded by the amazingly talented Patty Loveless and released in April of 1993 as the first single from her album “Only What I Feel”. And it was a certified twanger from day one.

Now @trhodz6 has her own version of the song that’s sung with revenge…and hate. As in someone hurt this poor girl.

STUPID HILLBILLY NEWS: An American Airlines Passenger Joined The Mile High Club…Literally By Herself

Of course alcohol was involved.

A woman allegedly got drunk before an American Airlines flight took her induction into the Mile High Club into her own hands …literally…because she’s on video pleasuring herself. And TMZ was nice enough to spread the story.

It’s only a 7-second clip…but that’s all that’s needed. And in the 7-second clip … a bottomless Katy Inzer is seen stretching out across a row of seats near First Class, rubbing her hand between her bare legs as she puts her feet against the window. I mean no wonder airlines block off first class with a curtain. They’re trying to avoid nasty ass people like that from “sophisticated” people seeing them.

Her solo mission into the Mile High Club was anything but subtle…because the man seated in front of her told cops he heard her moaning, and another passenger caught her on camera.

Lady A’s New Song That’s Carrying The Band Amid Charles Kelley’s Cancer Diagnosis Is Here

Lady A shared snippet of an acoustic version of a new song called “Bigger Picture”.

They recorded it a week before learning of Charles Kelley’s cancer diagnosis, and the lyrics happened to include a reference to cancer. Sometimes music just happens to land at the right time when you need it most like that too.

The band said, “God’s timing in allowing this song to find us and the message behind it is truly carrying us right now and we can’t help but think some of y’all might need to hear it too. We trust there’s a bigger picture.”

The Randy Rodgers Band Is Celebrating 25 Years Of Music With Their New Album, “Songbook”, Due January 22, 2027

I need this album in my life. Especially considering how I’ve been a RRB fan since 2002 when their album “Like It Used to Be” showed up in the world.

The Randy Rogers Band announced their latest album, “Songbook”, which is due on January 22, 2027. They are often cited as being an inspiration to quite a bit of country artists out of Texas…and the band is breathing some new life into 15 of their chart-topping songs to celebrate 25 years of making Red Dirt/Texas Country music together. Just knowing it’s been 25 years since their first album makes me want to lay down for a minute to be honest.

So, in revisiting their legacy, the band has teamed up with some notable friends in this capsule collection spanning two decades of genre-defining music. “Songbook” will feature guest artists as in the Turnpike Troubadours, Miranda Lambert, Parker McCollum, Dierks Bentley, Koe Wetzel, Cody Jinks, Ty Myers, Wade Bowen, Gray Allan, Jake Worthington and Pat Green to name a few.

Randy said…

“I can honestly say my heart is full of gratitude. When our manager, Enzo, originally had this idea, there was some pushback. I thought, ‘I’m not dead yet—why do this?’ But after we got into the studio and I heard the stories from my friends about how our band played a role in their own journeys, I quickly understood…

This wasn’t just about our band. It was about all of us. It was about the songs, and how far and wide they can reach…and the impact they can have on people’s lives. I am eternally grateful for the inspiration I took away from everyone involved. Thank you so much.”

Fans can pre-save “Songbook” here. And the first song, “Tommy Jackson”, with Parker McCollum will available this Friday, October 8, 2026.

The Randy Rogers Band is currently on the road in Texas throughout the Fall with 2027 tour dates coming soon. For tickets and information on upcoming shows, please visit RandyRogersBand.com.

Tucker Wetmore Dodged A Fan’s Question About Dating Ella Langley

Are they or are they not dating is the question?

Last Friday (10/2/26), Tucker Wetmore was asked by a fan during a Q&A session if he and Ella Langley are a “thing.” At first he started singing a bit of Lee Brice’s “Rumor” and then he quickly said “next question” ultimately dodging answering the question altogether.

A few weeks ago there was a report that they’re dating after they were seen leaving the Ryman Auditorium together in Nashville.

Cody Canada Confirmed That There’s A Brand New Cross Canadian Ragweed Record In The Works Y’all

The Red Dirt movement can’t be discussed with including Cross Canadian Ragweed. They have remained one of the most important country bands over the past three decades.

CCR originally formed in Stillwater, Oklahoma in the mid-1990s. And the group’s impact truly cannot be understated, as they’ve influenced some of the biggest artist in the Texas and Oklahoma scene. Guys like the Turnpike Troubadours, Koe Wetzel, Wyatt Flores and Parker McCollum to name a few.

Throughout their career, the boys from Oklahoma released seven studio albums and three live albums, but they disbanded in 2010. As a fan, I felt like I was in the middle of a divorce, and from a conversation with frontman Cody Canada at the time, it seemed there was no way in hell they would ever get back together. He basically compared their breakup to a divorce.

Then in 2025, prayers were answered when they announced their “The Boys From Oklahoma” concert series at their beautiful reunion at Mile 0 Fest in Key West, Florida.

Given how successful their long-awaited return has been, the next step in the reunion would be a brand new album. And I’ll be damn, it looks like it’s finally happening.

Cody got on Instagram to provide a lengthy, nearly 20-minute update about the state of the band, new music, shows and his life in general. If you sit through that, you’ll find that he revealed how CCR is “nearly half way” done with a brand new project y’all.