STUPID HILLBILLY NEWS: A High School Accidentally Served A Dessert Of…”Baked Dirt”

It wouldn’t be uncommon to hear a kid in a school cafeteria complain about something “tasting like dirt.” It would be uncommon for it to be actual dirt.

A delicious dish of baked dirt was accidentally served during a high school community supper in Maine last week. The school admitted the mistake on social media, saying it was an “unfortunate incident.”

Here’s how it happened, “Earlier in the day, students had baked potting soil as part of a science activity, to sterilize it, so they could later test plant growth. The soil had been placed in a baking dish, covered with foil, and set off to the side.”

During the meal, there was some chaos in the kitchen as the servers were working to quickly deliver food to the tables…and the dish was mistakenly grabbed, and brought out.

Three students ate the soil, thinking it was “a dessert item,” and immediately realized that it…tasted like dirt. Mainly because it was. They spit it out, and the dirt was taken away.

The school insisted that this was a coincidence, and not a prank. There’s no indication that anyone was hurt or sickened by the mix-up. 

(WMTW)

Riley Green Was Asked Why He Didn’t Bring A Date To The ACM Awards: “Shania Twain Is Here”

Riley Green had a pretty decent night at the 2026 ACM Awards.

He took home the trophy for Musical Event of the Year award with Ella Langley for their song “Don’t Mind If I Do,” which is a solo write by Riley that was the title track to his 2024 album and became a hit single. Riley also performed his current single at country radio “Change My Mind,” and I’m sure the ladies will be happy to know why Riley didn’t bring a date to the awards show.

He talked with ExtraTV asked “did you bring a date?” And Riley said “no…well Shania Twain is here…so I’m not…I’m not bringing a date.”

A 99-Year-Old Woman Crowd Surfed At Rock the Country

You’re never to old for some crowd surfing.

A 99-year-old woman just set the Guinness World Record for the oldest person ever to crowd surf. And she did it during Brantley Gilbert’s set at the Rock the Country festival in Texas.

But this is nothing new to her, because online she’s known as “Gangster Granny”…and she’s already well-known for her pranks.

Ashley McBryde Kept Chapstick She Got From Dolly Parton For 20 Years


Almost any new country artist wants a chance to work with a country music icon. And if she gives you something…you keep it forever.

Ashley McBryde just revealed that Dolly Parton once gave her some ChapStick…and she kept it for 20 years. When Ashley first moved to Nashville she got to work with Dolly, so she treasured the gift, even though it was small.

Ashley said, “I would only use it on special occasions. I got to use my Dolly Parton ChapStick.”

Ella Langley Was Homeschooled Through The Sixth Grade For A Good Reason

Ella Langley was on Theo Von’s podcast and she shared a crazy story about why she was homeschooled.

Apparently, she had a lot of eye surgeries when she was growing up, and it affected her so much that her parents pulled her out of school.

Ella says she was homeschooled through the sixth grade.  But then she went back in 7th grade, to the same school her dad went to. And her graduating class in high school was 32 kids. That’s a school where everyone knows everyone…and their families.

The Red Clay Strays Said They “Almost Died” On A Private Jet On Their Way To The ACMs

The Red Clay Strays might want to start taking a bus everywhere they go, because they “almost died” on their way to Redwest 2025 festival in Utah too.

The band said they “almost died” after their private jet malfunctioned while traveling to the ACM Awards. Apparently a piece of the plane’s engine flew off during takeoff, forcing the aircraft to circle for hours before making an emergency landing.

The group described the flight as terrifying, but they were able to safely switch planes and continue their trip. Luckily, the band still made it to the show…and it’s a good thing too, because they won Group of the Year.

Only if mainstream country radio could start playing them now…all might be right in the world.

(People)

The Best Country Music Inspired Dog Names

Someone on Reddit asked a very important question. What’s the best country music inspired dog name? Jake comes to my mind thanks to growing up in 90s with the Pirates of the Mississippi’s song “Feed Jake”.

Now we have Chase Rice’s dog Jake who graces the cover of his album “ELDORA”…and he makes a lot of appearances on stage at Chase’s shows. But the Reddit user’s new dog is apparently a girl, so most of the suggestions were obviously female country singers.

Here were some of the best ideas:

1. Jolene

2. Loretta

3. Winona

4. Whiskey

5. Miranda

6. Reba

7. Poncho

8. Waylon

And if you wanted a sillier name…Chattapoochie . . . and Tim McPaw were also great suggestions.  

Nashville Will Host The Super Bowl In 2030

Nashville is getting a Super Bowl, y’all!

The rumors were that Nashville would possibly host the Super Bowl back in April and now it’s really happening. NFL owners officially voted to award the 2030 Super Bowl to Nashville during their meetings in Orlando.

Nashville has spent years building itself into a major tourism destination, and now it’s landed one of the biggest events on the planet. This is exactly why they built a new stadium, and it looks like that decision paid off.

If you remember the NFL Draft back in 2019, Lower Broadway turned into one giant party. Hundreds of thousands of fans packed downtown…so you can only imagine what the Super Bowl will do for the city.

The game is expected to bring in a huge boost for hotels, restaurants, bars, and local businesses all across Middle Tennessee.

(NFL)

Michael Bublé Proposed A Super Group With Cody Johnson, Blake Shelton And Riley Green

Michael Bublé was a presenter at the ACM Awards as he took the stage at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas to present the award for ACM Song of the Year.

And in case you’re wondering who won that award…it was Ella Langley’s “Choosin’ Texas” by the way. ExtraTV got the chance to talk with Mr. Bublé and he proposed a super group with Cody Johnson, Blake Shelton and Riley Green.

I mean let’s make that happen boys.

Five Country Stars That Skipped The 2026 ACM Awards


Did you watch the ACM Awards on Sunday? There were a lot of country stars in attendance. But who wasn’t there is the real question here?

Here are five country singers that skipped the big show:

1. Megan Moroney. She was the most nominated artist of the night, so it was a surprise when she wasn’t there. But she posted a message saying she had to skip because she was the maid of honor at her best friend’s wedding.

2. Morgan Wallen. No surprise there. He rarely goes to award shows.

3. Jason Aldean. He wasn’t nominated for anything, so why not relax at home?

4. Luke Combs and Jelly Roll were also no-shows. They were both nominated for Entertainer of the Year, but it seems they had better things to do. 

(The Boot)