This is what being an idiot looks like in real time.
A fisherman was charged with a felony after getting caught stuffing his bass with three different weights. Organizers of the North Texas fishing tournament were suspicious that the fish weighed over 10 pounds, so they used a metal detector.
After using that metal detector…they found the weights. And since the prize money was more than $10,000, the fisherman was charged with a third-degree felony.