STUPID HILLBILLY NEWS: Feeling Lonely? A Man-Sized Emotional Support Teddy Bears Now Exist

Plenty of people get lonely…and this is a little creepy to me…but who am I to judge? Although it takes a weird kind of lonely to want this.

This website called PuffyBear.com is selling a human-sized teddy bear you use as a body pillow. It’s not like those oversized bears you win at carnivals.

It’s got the head of a teddy bear, but the body of a grown ass man. I mean it’s like something out of a very strange nightmare for me.

This thing has got five fingers on each hand, but thankfully he’s not anatomically correct. It’s 5 feet, 7 inches tall, and billed as an emotional support pillow that, quote, “significantly reduces the feeling of loneliness.”

If you want your own weird teddy bear boyfriend, they cost $160 plus shipping.

The website says he arrives naked with no clothes, so you can dress him up however you want. I of course you can. He also fits into large and extra-large men’s clothing. 

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