STUPID HILLBILLY NEWS: A Man Shot His Roommate In The Butt for Eating the Last Hot Pocket

If you’re going to eat the last Hot Pocket, you’d better make sure everyone is okay with it first…because HOT POCKET RAGE is real.

A 64-year-old man in Kentucky named Clifton Williams freaked out on his roommate last weekend, after noticing that he’d eaten the last Hot Pocket.

Clifton was pissed. He threw some kind of tiles at the roommate and when the guy tried to get away, that’s when Clifton got his gun and shot the guy in the butt. 

The roommate still managed to run off. He got help, and was hospitalized. He’ll be okay…but being shot over a Hot Pocket was still a pain in the butt.  

Clifton was arrested for assault and his probably has third degree burns in his mouth from the Hot Pocket he’s dealing with on top of being shot too.

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