I’m not sure who needs to hear this, but Disney theme park workers would really appreciate it if you’d stop pooping in line.
The Pulitzer Prize-winning news site SFGate just did a big article on a longstanding rumor. The rumors is…some Disney guests are so desperate to keep their spot in line…they’ll resort to relieving themselves right there on the ground…while they’re in line.
According to the write-up, it really is true. It apparently happens at Disneyland and Disney World more often than you’d think.
Someone on Reddit recently said they saw a parent let their kid drop a deuce while standing in line for the ride “Star Wars: Rise of the Resistance.”
An employee backed them up in the comments, and said there were actually three poop-related incidents that day…just in that one line alone.
Kids aren’t the only ones shittin in line though, and it doesn’t just happen outside.
Another worker at Disney World said there’s a specific hallway employees call “the poop hall,” because it happens so much. It’s in the line for the ride “Avatar: Flight of Passage.”
Two former Disneyland janitors also talked about this in a 2015 book called “Cleaning the Kingdom”. There’s a whole chapter called “Disgusting Things” and it really is.
They said it’s so common, there’s a secret code for it now. “Code H” used to mean a horse relieved itself on Main Street. Now the “H” also stands for “human.”
So what should you do if you’re halfway through a four-hour line and need to use the bathroom? Just flag down an employee and tell them. They’d much rather let you back in line than have to clean up yesterday’s lunch.
