We want to introduce you to Jose. He’s a dumb ass who decided to steal some beer.
This man in Oklahoma named Jose Silverio wanted a beer early Sunday morning, but he didn’t want to pay for it.
So he went into a convenience store…used a PIPE to smash the doors of two coolers…stole beer and drove off in a Land Rover. The employees called the cops, but he got away.
A few hours later, Jose crashed his Land Rover through the front of a grocery store. It’s unclear if the accident was intentional…or if he was drunk…but either way, he realized he realized he was done.
So, he cracked open a beer and chatted with a few of the witnesses, while the police were on their way. When they got there, they arrested Jose for felony vandalism and larceny, along with other pending charges.
(KUTL)