This list keeps getting dumber every year.
So, Oprah dropped her annual Favorite Things holiday gift guide. As usual, it contains way too many things for her to have actually tried…or even heard of…herself.
There’s plenty of somewhat affordable stuff on the list, but Oprah is rich. As she’s mainly talking them. I get that rich people shop for the holidays too, right? Which is why it includes a $2,000 espresso machine, and a $700 indoor pizza oven. I mean regular people aren’t lining up to buy that shit.
Perhaps the most absurd item on the list is a $60 pair of anti-fog reading glasses…for the shower.
Why does one need reading glasses in the shower? Well, to quote whoever wrote this pretending to be Oprah. She…I mean they said, “anyone who’s tried to read deep conditioner instructions after it’s on will appreciate a pair.”