STUPID HILLBILLY NEWS: A Robbery At The Half Ass Bar Was Half-Assed

If you’re going to rob a place called the “Half Ass Bar”…you aren’t going to get away with doing it half-assed.

Two women have been charged after stealing more than $3,500 from the “Half Ass Bar” in Bland, Missouri. I mean this town could probably do a better job at hyping itself up.

They broke into the safe…a “cash-to-coin exchange machine” was taken…and they attempted to break into an ATM on the site. They were also caught on security cameras, along with their vehicle.

Turns out, one of the women was the daughter of the owners…and the motivation was probably financing a drug habit, because one of them had fentanyl and meth on them when they were caught. Remember. Illegal drugs will make you literally stupid kids.

The owners even called out their daughter on social media when they found out she was responsible. The police asked them to take down her actual name while the legal system sorts it all out. As their parent…they had every right to call their daughter out.

(KRCG-TV / Facebook)

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