You know you have a problem when you’re whipping up a margarita at six in the morning…in a stranger’s home that you just broke into.
A 30-year-old man in Florida named Geoffrey Bartimus has been arrested after breaking into a woman’s home last Thursday at around 6:30 A.M.
The woman woke up to her dogs barking. She grabbed a firearm, and walked downstairs. That’s when she saw Geoffrey. He was literally in her kitchen…enjoying himself some kind of makeshift margarita.
He apologized, and ran out…jumping over her back fence. He lives down the street, but it’s unclear why he broke in, other than he was looking to party.
Geoffrey even brought a six-pack of beer with him, and helped himself to the woman’s vodka and tequila. He also left a cut lime in her kitchen. I mean he could’ve cleaned up after himself.
When the police caught up with him at his home, he claimed he had been sleeping all morning…after eating breakfast and drinking a few beers. He denied being at his neighbor’s home.
He was charged with burglary, petty theft, and resisting an officer.
(CBS 12)