This Is One Way To Keep Porch Pirates From Taking Your Stuff

No one likes a thief. Especially a porch pirate.

This man was sick of people stealing packages of his porch. That’s when he decided to fix that and gave porch pirates exactly what they deserve. A package full of shit.

Remember. Actual shit will keep people away from your porch.

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