STUPID HILLBILLY NEWS: A Guy Actually Got It On With A Vacuum In The Middle Of A Residential Neighborhood

If your Roomba is listening, plugs its ears.

A 51-year-old guy in Florida got arrested after he walked outside in a residential neighborhood…and got it on with a vacuum cleaner.  

His name is Kevin Westerhold.  It happened last Thursday in a gated community in Kissimmee, Florida called Windsor Hills Resort. He and his wife own condos there and rent them out on Airbnb.  It’s near Disney World.

Cops got multiple 911 calls about a guy exposing himself. It’s not clear if he was outside his own place or a neighbor’s. He was gone by the time police got there.

A witness said Kevin was half-naked, and they got some footage of the hoovering. Luckily cops haven’t released the video yet, and thank God they haven’t. I mean no one needs to witness that.

It turned out multiple neighbors reported a “naked man” back in December, and there’s footage of that too. No word on whether any appliances were involved.

Cops got a warrant and arrested him on Tuesday. He’s facing one charge for “exposure of sexual organs.” 

(WKMG / The Smoking Gun) 

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