STUPID HILLBILLY NEWS: A Man Admits He Was Speeding…”To Hit The McDonald’s Breakfast”

There’s no good excuse for speeding recklessly…but some are better than others.

A motorcyclist in Virginia was pulled over for speeding last month, and he was going ridiculously fast. For kind of a good reason though. He was doing 72 in a 25 mile-per-hour zone.

The local PD just released the body-camera footage from the traffic stop, and it includes the man saying, “I was movin’ a little too quick, wasn’t I?”

The cop said, “yeah, way too quick.” And the man responded, “I was trying to hit the McDonald’s breakfast.” He also noted that he woke up late, and didn’t even take the time to put on socks. If you’re not putting on socks in the morning…it really means you’re in a hurry.

The cop said, “the first thing that’s going to fly off of that bike is you. 72, someone pulls in front of you…dude, you’re done.” Not to mention the others drivers and pedestrians he was putting at risk for his fast-food fix.

He ended up with a ticket for reckless driving…and probably also didn’t get a McMuffin.

(WJLA)

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